How to behave if you came 5 Gopnik and asked for a light?

Sooner or later faced with a similar situation.

Instruction

Difficulty level: Difficult

step 1

If Gopnik asked you just to smoke , pull out a cigarette and start Smoking.

2 step

If you are a smoker, and you are asked to give a cigarette give me a cigarette. Asked two give me two.

3 step

If you are not Smoking, tell them that you are not Smoking and the cigarette you have.

step 4

If Gopnik, really don't want to smoke, and want adventure, you first need to soberly assess the situation.

If you run fast, scream, pointing at the sky UFO!!! . When Gopnik will want to look at the UFO, run away.

If you want adventure, beat the first knee in the groin, the second 2 fingers in the eyes, and then at your discretion. From this Gopnik pigeut and dissolve

If you do not run, do not fight do not know how, you should try to negotiate. Firstly, in this situation, you will stand out adrenaline that will lead to shiver in his voice. So quiet raspy voice, tell me that cigarettes have. Gopnik will say type well give me the money . Well if you have money to give. If not then tell me that money too netcode Gopnik give birth to his famous And if we will find all our? Well, you say, no not all, because there is no money. Shorter answer how absurd and calmer. It is their cheer and maybe you'll get off easy fractures.

So you can pretend to be mad, it's not difficult to behave like crazy to bark, to oblizyvaetsya, make inarticulate sounds, mumble something to eskalith teeth for example. Then the crooks will not want to get involved because you never know che him in the head can take a notion

And, you can say Yes you che guys I own . Not the fact that the ride but worth a try